A man arrives at the repair shop to pick-up his watch.
Clerk: "I haven't finished repairing it yet. just give me a few more minutes.
Man: "Sure, no problem."
The man goes and stands right next to the clerk, who notices him but continues working. After a while, he can't take it anymore.
Clerk: "Why are you sticking so close to me?"
Man: "I'm only doing what the sign outside your door says."
Clerk: "And what is that, may I ask?"
Man: "It says, 'Watch Repairs.'"
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Did you find that joke on the Tick Tock app?
Zealandia
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Oct 30, 2023
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Nope, used my hands for a manual search.....just took a few minutes.
A few years back my daughter, her mom and I were walking through Manchester city centre. Mom was being very careful not to jay-walk whilst I being the natural anarchist I am, crossed when I deemed it safe, regardless of any lights etc. Mom admonished me for doing so and I pointed to the name of the road on a big sign in front of us... "Cross Street"
Epilogue; A few years later I found Cross Streets country cousin in Cheshire... "Change Lane"
273kelvin
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