A young Scottish couple Angus and Morag were on a romantic picnic. Morag asks "Penny for your thoughts?"
Angus replies "I was thinking of putting my arm around you"
Morag smiles, moves closer and Angus puts his arm around her. Then she asks again "Penny for your thoughts?"
Angus says "Oh well I was thinking of giving you a wee kiss"
Morag giggles and they kiss and then she asks again "Penny for your thoughts?"
Angus replies "Oh I was wondering when you might get round to giving me those two pennies you owe me"
An oldie that is worthwhile repeating:
An archeologist found two skeletons in Scotland. Upon closer examination, he found a thin copper wire between them. Even close examination showed that wire to be a penny that had been stretched out.
Each country has a town or city wehre people are considered to be particularly mean and in Scotland it is Aberdeen. Apparently copper wire was invented by two Aberdonians fighting over a penny.
A complete calumny!! Just a typical English stereotype!!
Yeah but it is really hard to tell a tight-fisted joke about the real penny pinchers... the Welsh
Knew a German in Thailand who actually had a sense of humour. He hailed from Stuttgart and used to tell the story that the rest of Germany thought they were tight arse. He said they sent all their spendthrifts from Stuttgard to Scotland
@Moravian I had a brief romance with an English surveyor who was up working with the team who were building the first Forth Road Bridge in the early 1960s. Our romance came to an end when at the end of a date he asked me if I could let him have enough money to buy The Daily Telegraph the following morning as he was skint after taking me out! It appeared he had our date budgeted and I’d cost him more than he had reckoned! This was in the days before the widespread use of bank cards and he simply ran out of cash…which he also kept in a wee purse like a lassie!
@Marionville Bad enough asking you for money, but for the Telegraph !!
@Moravian I know…but he was a Tory toff from the Home Counties. Another reason our future was doomed from the start!
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