A real legal transcript:
Bailiff to Defendant: Are you going to hire your own attorney or get a court appointed?
Defendant: I'm going to represent myself.
Bailiff: Do you have any legal knowledge?
Defendant (dead serious): I've watched a few Law and Order episodes.
Defendant has no idea how dumb she/he/they is/are.
Nowadays, some cognitively challenged people would be representing themselves using the Sovereign Citizen legal mumbo jumbo too. And finding to their surprise that the outcome isn’t what they expected.
On the CBS network?.....[see bee ess!]
Ah ok, as far as I’m aware we don’t have anything like that tv show here.
We have Tee Vee In Zid! (TVNZ)
@Zealandia Hmmmm....can't make that one sarcastic.....
@Lilac-JadeCanada I thought you were being ironic…
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@Zealandia No, I was trying for the ''bullshit'' connotation in my earlier remark......BS......
@Lilac-JadeCanada Oh, I get it now. We don’t say the shortcut “BS” here, the written media just use the full word if people say it in interviews.
Here’s an example…..
Bullshit and jellybeans as Parliament bids adieu
@Zealandia Okay....I've learned something.
Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......
Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb
Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.
Posted by noworry28Clear vision.
Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣
Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned
Posted by Moravianhorsing around
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....
Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie
Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.
Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this
Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….
Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”
Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome