A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!"
The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Well, that was a bit of a conversation killer.
I saw what you did there.....in a rather lumbering way.
@Lilac-JadeCanada I knew you’d twig onto the comment. Any advice on how to prune it further would be appreciated.
@Zealandia I'm just kindling with ideas to burn, you only need to axe.
@Lilac-JadeCanada Will be in touch if I need to spruce up my writing skills.
@Zealandia I won't pine away while waiting, so I'll leaf the timing to you.
@Lilac-JadeCanada If I get stumped, know where to go….
@Zealandia Yup, to the mill for chips & sawdust.
Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......
Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb
Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.
Posted by noworry28Clear vision.
Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣
Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned
Posted by Moravianhorsing around
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....
Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie
Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.
Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this
Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….
Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”
Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome