A little boy was walking down a dirt road with no houses around. He sees a house and knocks on the door and an old man answered the door...hi son, what can i do for ya? Little boy says, well i was just looking in your yard and saw a fishing pond. The old man laughed and said, well that ain;t no fishing pond, thats a mud hole my pigs waller around in. no fish could survive in that. The little boy says can i try, i will bring you back a string of fish and one for my mama. The old man still laughing says ok, go ahead. 3 hours later boy knocks on door with 2 strands of fish. Old man is in aw and the little boy says, here's your strand of catfish and one for my mama, she sure would thank ya for this and leaves. Old man is confused. Next morning a knock at the door. Old man opens door, says, hi son what can i do for ya?
little boy says well, i saw you have a honey bee tree and i'd like to get some honey. The old man laughed and said well, thats hornets nets. Little boy says, well i'd like to try and i will bring you a quart of honey and one for my mama. Old man says ok. 3 hours later the little boy knocks at the door, old man answers and sees the fish. Little boy says here sir, a quart of honey for you and one for my mama, she surely would thank ya for this. Boy leaves, man is scratching his head thinking. Next morning man opens the door at 8am nobody there, then again at 10am nobody there. a knock comes at noon. man answers the door, hi son, what can i do for ya? Little boy says, well sir, i was just walking and noticed you have a pussy-willow tree in your yard and....old man runs to get his hat and says, hang on son, i'm comin with ya.