Started a new job as a delivery man today. When I got to my first address there was a sticky note on the door saying, "Dear Mr Delivery Man we're out, please hide in garage."
That was eight hours ago and still nobody's found me.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Doing precisely what the note said, & the customer is always right......
Lilac-JadeCanada
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Sep 27, 2024
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Postscript: Coroner's inquest 31. 01. 2025 Death by stupidty of Mr Delivery Man. At the time of his death on 01.10.2024 Mr Delivery Man was severely dehydrated but his main cause of death was stupidity.
FrayedBear
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Plus strong contender for the Darwin Awards.
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