A Classic
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
'I think my friend is dead!' he yells. 'What can I do?'
The operator says, 'Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.'
There’s a silence, then a shot.
Back on the phone, the guy says, 'Okay, now what?'"
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.This is one of my favorite hunter jokes. Just don't ask me to remember any of my other favs. Tho I will know them when I hear them
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