After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. The first man to arrive was a stranger.
“You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board of the church,” said the minister.
“That is why I am here,” said the man. “If there is anyone here today more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him or her.”
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Bet they had to hold the meeting in the church, they wouldn't fit in the office.
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