It’s just a joke...

@MarcT I know but it was a quick response for 2X points. ??????

@FrayedBear Drat. I was just getting ready to give you shit for being so pedantic.

@ailurophile Ah, wonderful, you are now well enough to ped your antics at me!
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@FrayedBear I can't actively ped my antics as I used to. Too busy yelling at kids to get off my lawn.

@ailurophile Don't yell, throw hand grenades with the pin removed or if you have used them all up rocks. Though one that I love is rotting potatoes. Their smell is puke-making! Failing that a remote controlled sprinkler system spraying indelible dye that doesn't change colour until it dries! ??????

@FrayedBear I bow to your superior cuss-ed old fartness. I am not worthy.

@ailurophile everyone is worthy of something - even your cussed kids who are worthy of all the aforementioned goodies. .... Disrespectful little brats... 2 years conscription fix them ... Curmudgeonly old bastard exits stage right muttering into mysterious brown paper bag held by the neck in left hand...