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Well I went to an estate sale and purchased a great heavy old leather foot stool. Its real think dark mahogany leather. But its kinda dry . So I went to the store to get some stool conditioner of some kind. I cut through the pharmacy area and noticed a bottle of stool softeners so I picked it up and read it. This crazy stuff says take two pills with water to soften your stools. I re-read this - now I ask how can taking two pills with water soften my foot stools' leather? Am is missing something here ?

HardBlues69 7 Nov 23
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Not sure if you are serious or high - funny either way. I think FrayedBear thinks you're serious. LOL

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Next time don't go shopping when you're drunk lol

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Neet's foot oil for leather. Wood beeswax and lemon oil polish.

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