Well I went to an estate sale and purchased a great heavy old leather foot stool. Its real think dark mahogany leather. But its kinda dry . So I went to the store to get some stool conditioner of some kind. I cut through the pharmacy area and noticed a bottle of stool softeners so I picked it up and read it. This crazy stuff says take two pills with water to soften your stools. I re-read this - now I ask how can taking two pills with water soften my foot stools' leather? Am is missing something here ?
Not sure if you are serious or high - funny either way. I think FrayedBear thinks you're serious. LOL
Next time don't go shopping when you're drunk lol
Neet's foot oil for leather. Wood beeswax and lemon oil polish.
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