A widowed old lady calls the cops to complain about her new neighbors. The cop visits her rural house and asks what the problem is?
"Its the young couple who have just moved into the house over the field. They make love with the curtains open and I can see everything they do from my bedroom"
The cop goes upstairs and look over the field and says "Sorry mam but you can't see their bedroom window from here"
"You can if you stand on that table"
As a voyuer, I approve of this message. Please feel free to have sex with the blinds up?
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