In a rural area, on a Sunday morning, the church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit. The door burst open, and a rolling black cloud Rolls in with the devil in it. People jumped out of the pews and run outdoors screaming. There are only two people left in the church. One is the pastor, the other is an elderly farmer. Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the pastor and says, you! I can understand why you didn’t run away, you are in the Lords house, you preach against me every day and you aren’t afraid of me. But, you, he says pointing to the farmer, why didn’t you run away like everyone else? The farmer cosses one leg over the other and drawls, why am surprised you didn’t recognize me. I’ve been married to your sister for 30 years!
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Rural , hon .
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