A guy and his date we’re parked on a back road some distance from town, they were kissing and messing around and the girl stop the guy and said, “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The guy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the guy just sat in the driver seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” She asked? “Well I should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fair back to town is $25.”
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