Little Johnny is sitting in class one morning when the Teacher asks who can say the alphabet.
Johnny raise his hand quite hurriedly and the Teacher says, " Right Johnny, say your alphabet."
Johnny yells, "But Miss,."
The Teacher says, " No buts about it Johnny, say the alphabet NOW."
Johnny starts, " abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz and then just stand there."
The Teacher says to Johnny, " Very nice try Johnny, But where is the 'P ?"
Johnny blushes and answers, " Well it took me so bloody long that it's running down me leg right now, I only wanted to go to the toilet."
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