A little girl went with her grandfather when he went to the barbershop for a haircut. She stood and watched while the barber worked. Then she decided she wanted a snack so she got a Twinkie out of her purse and started eating it.
“Be careful,” the barber said. “You’re gonna get hair on your Twinkie.”
The girl said, “I know I am, and I’m gonna grow boobs, too.”
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I've seen this one before. I like it. Thanks.
MissingLink16
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Apr 1, 2018
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Don't know why but it reminds of the time I was visited by a man I called "the Italian Caricature". This guy was a pure hair producing machine - he didn't need a coat in winter his thick black hair kept him warm and looking like the proverbial hair making machine.
So into the middle of our conversation seated in my living room arm chairs came my 18 month old daughter with her potty which she placed on the carpet in the middle of the room. Before anyone could react she had pulled her knickers down and plonked herself on her potty!
That was a conversation stopper.
FrayedBear
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