Henry comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?”
“No”, she replies sleepily. “I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I’m getting super powers!” Emily replies groans: “Oh no, Henry! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!”
An ex lover's 17 year old son walked into her bedroom one night I was with her in bed, pulled the top drawer of the chest opposite the foot of the bed out out and urinated on her underwear. I woke her and told her what had happened to which she replied "oh no, his father used to do it in the wardrobe". She had four children, three girls one son, only two had the same father.
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