The doorbell rings, and a woman answers it. There on the porch is a rather large snail. She screams and picks it up and flings it across the yard. Two days later, the doorbell rings again. When the woman answers, there sits the snail. He looks up at her and says, "What was that all about?"
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.How did he ring the bell and why did it take so long to return but mere seconds to return to sit on the floor from ringing the bell? Was it an electric bell or one with a chain?
FrayedBear
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Apr 9, 2018
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Maybe you're overthinking it?
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