Hmmm, so now it is talking animal jokes, eh?

A man sees a sign reading "Talking dog for sale – cheap. Inquire wii"
Curious, he rang the doorbell.

After the owner answered the door, the man asked if the sign was a joke or what.

The owner of the dog replied: "This is no joke. Here is the dog. Go ahead and talk to him."

The man said to the dog: "So tell me about yourself."

Not only does the dog talk, but the dog proceeds to tell him that because of this unique talent, he has worked for the CIA, listening in on conversations and reporting back, and received several commendations. The dog continues and says that he also worked for the Pentagon in the same capacity, and was awarded the Congressional Medal of honor for his work. He also volunteers at numerous animal welfare facilities interpreting the needs of the dogs who cannot speak.

The man replies: "This is fantastic! A dog this wonderful and talented – why would you want to sell it?!"

The owner replies: "He lies."