A guy walks into a bar. There's only him and the bartender. After serving his patron, the bartender goes to the end of a long bar to dry glasses. The guy sips his drink. While doing so he hears "NICE SUIT!"...he looks around. There's no one else in the bar. He shakes it off.
A few minutes later he hears "NICE HAIRCUT!"
The guy looks around but there's no one else in the bar...he shakes it off.
A few more sips of his drink and he hears "OOOOH, NICE SHOES!!"
The guy hollers down to the bartender and waves him over.
"Man, this is gonna sound crazy...is it usual for people to hear voices around here? I'm hearing voices....it's disturbing."
The bartender says "Not much I can do about them. It's the peanuts. They're complimentary."
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