So, it is pig jokes now, eh?
A fella was driving down a country road. Needing directions, when he spotted a farmer and a pig in a barnyard he stopped to ask. He noticed that the pig only had three legs, so he asked the farmer about that.
The farmer replied: "This is a very special pig. One time, when I was pinned under a trailer hitch, this pig ran up to the house and snorting loudly, battered himself against the door until my wife came out and got help from me. He saved my life."
The man replied: "wow, this is a very special pig, but you have not explained why it only has three legs."
The farmer replied: "Well, once when I was painting the eaves on the second story of our house, I fell off the ladder and was knocked out. Again this pig ran up to the house and snorting loudly he again battered himself against the door until my wife came out and got help for me. He saved my life again. He is a very special pig."
The man replied: "I agree that this is a very special pig, but you still have not explained why it only has three legs."
The farmer said: "a pig this special, you do not eat all of once."
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