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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.At the beginning of the first day of kindergarten, the teacher wished the class good morning. She then said: "My name is Mrs. Prussy. Tomorrow morning, at the beginning of class I will say 'Good morning class', then you will all say as a group 'Good morning Mrs. Prussy.' We will do this every morning at the beginning of class. Everyone understand?"
The next morning, the teacher wished the class good morning and then awaited a response. No one said anything, the children just looked at her. She asked: "does anyone remember my name and want to wish me good morning?"
First no one said anything, then slowly one hand rose in the air. The teacher said: "Okay Mikey, do you remember my name and would you like to wish me a good morning?"
Mikey nodded affirmatively, then said: "Good morning Mrs. Crunt."
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