Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
@MorganFreeman has just reminded me of the bloke in the who says to the barmaid "there's no paper in the toilet". So she takes a sheet of newspaper, folds it into four quarters, rips the central corner off, unfolds it to reveal a hole in the centre of the paper, hands both pieces of paper to the customer and starts to turn away. "Whoa, what's this?" Says the customer. "You men are dumb" she says "you put your middle finger through the hole and wipe your bum". "Well what's this little piece out of the centre for?" "Simple, that's for cleaning your finger nail!"
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Oh, that's awful! Lol!
Whythankyouverymuch.
Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.
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Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb
Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.
Posted by noworry28Clear vision.
Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣
Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned
Posted by Moravianhorsing around
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....
Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie
Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.
Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this
Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….
Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”
Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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