An eminent professor, a priest, and a boy scout were flying in a plane, when the pilot announces the plane is going to crash and there are only 3 parachutes on board. The pilot then grabs one and jumps, leaving only 2 parachutes for the 3 passengers. The professor stands up and announces he deserves one of the remaining chutes because he's the smartest man alive. He proceeds to jump. The priest turns to the boy scout and says, "You are much younger than I with your whole life ahead of you. Take the remaining parachute." The boy scout replies, "That's OK father, the smartest man alive just jumped with my backpack."
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I was waiting for the priest to graciously offer to go to heaven.
FrayedBear
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Apr 25, 2018
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I thought that was going to be. Priest " save the boy scout"
Professor "fuck the boy scout"
Priest "do we have time?"
273kelvin
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Apr 25, 2018
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Oh @273Kelvin how can we bottle your wonderful wit in order to share it? It is a precious commodity that I wish more ...? nay the world had. ROFL ?????
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