For my fellow musicians
did the lead alto player play so many wrong notes?
Because he kept ignoring the key signature-- he thought it was a suggestion.
What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun?
The machine gun repeats only 10 times per second.
What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
No-one minds if you spill beer on a fiddle.
How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
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