Please add to my list.
Two men and one woman are stranded on a small island. What happens?
If they’re Americans: the two men go over to one side and talk business.
If they’re British: nothing since they haven’t been properly introduced.
If they’re Italian: the men have a duel with the winner getting the woman.
If they’re Spanish: The woman decides which man she prefers and kills the other.
If they’re French: Everything is good – no problem.
And if the men are IDF and the woman not Jewish things can get very ugly.
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