Miss Prussy was trying to broaden her students' horizons through sensory perception.
She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these."
The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons, and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.
I'll give you a hint," said Miss Prussy.
"It's something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time."
Instantly, Little Mikey coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Quick! Spit'em out! They're assholes!"
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