Two young rabbis were gossiping about a very very old rabbi as he entered the room. One young rabbi ask the old one: "is it true that you have collected and kept all the foreskins of all the circumcisions you've performed?"
"yes I've collected several thousands" the old rabbi replies.
"why? and what do you do with them?" the other young rabbi asks
The old rabbi pulls out a wallet from his pocket.
"I managed to make this wallet after all that time"
Both young rabbis break out laughing
The old rabbi continues: "if you rub the wallet like this....."
POOOOF!
".... you get a four piece luggage set!"
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