This guy takes his dog to a circus to see about hiring their act. He tells the owner that the dog can talk.
The owner says ,"OK, I'll ask it a few questions."
What is above the building?
The dog says, "Roof"
The owner asks, "What is the coarsest grade of sandpaper?"
The dog say, "Rough"
The owner says, "Who was the Home Run King?"
The dog answers, "Ruth".
The Circus Owner says, "Get him out of here all he can do is bark".
The man and the dog walk out the door and the dog says,
"Fuck him lets go see P.T. Barnum".
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