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Most Commented Posts By Brbaldwin (43) (Page 111 / 141) Posts by anyone

Nov 29, 2022Nov 2022

A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees. "How do you know exactly how many" I replied. “Easy, I keep a log..."

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Dec 1, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A man with authority walks into a bar. He orders everyone a round.

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Dec 4, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Zealandia

I used to be a tap dancer, until I fell in the sink.

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Dec 4, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

"How's the new turkey you hired on as temp IT Assistant?" "Well, she's good at de-bugging, and works for chickenfeed. But her typing is atrocious--all she can do is hunt & peck."

I saw Mother Superior drinking beer in a pub. The strangest sight I've ever seen, bar nun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She was going shopping! Why didn't she cross again? Unfortunately, she went to the butchers shop..........

God hath forsaken me! (Oh dear, I got Holy Ghosted!)

If it is the bubbles in champagne, not the alcohol that gets you drunk quicker. Then maybe it's not about the strength but more about the fizzycality

There was an old man in Maine Whose legs were cut off by a train When they said "Oh how sad !" He said "But I'm glad" "They cut off my varicose vein !"

This man at the gym just proposed...and she said no...Well that didn't workout.

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Aug 17, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane? The water. No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.

I like imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going call it the ‘brella’. But he hesitated

I was reminded today of a poem by the wonderfully awful victorian Scottish poet William McGonagall. "The chicken is a noble beast, the cow is much forlorner It stands alone upon a field, with a leg at every corner"

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Aug 24, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Little Johnny, on recess, was carrying a car door while playing outside with his buddies on a very hot day. His teacher called him over to ask, "Why?" Little Johnny replied, "If I get too hot, I can roll down the car window!"

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Careful what U wish for...

Teaching sex education.

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Sep 14, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2

Happy Saturday All!!!!

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Sep 19, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2

Morning Girls and Boys....

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Sep 21, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2

Happy Saturday all!!!!

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Sep 26, 2019Sep 2019

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why was the eagle in handcuffs? The police thought he was a flight risk!

A pipe dream. Exhaust that is.

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