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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
3 days ago3d

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Carol: What’s your pet pig’s name? Alice: Ballpoint. Carol: Is that his real name? Alice: No, that’s his pen name.
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3 days ago3d

Posted by Zealandia
It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.
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6 days ago6d

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What is the oldest animal? The Zebra. Why you ask... it's because it's still in black and white
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A guy gets bitten by a zombie but he hasn't completely turned yet. The end of his finger fell off so he handed it to a non-infected man saying, "This can happen to you, now run!" Before running, the appreciative man looks back and says, "Thanks for ...
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Zealandia
My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked her, "How small?" She replied, "Just you, me, and the principal.”
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Betty
A little boy was walking down a dirt road with no houses around. He sees a house and knocks on the door and an old man answered the door...hi son, what can i do for ya? Little boy says, well i was just looking in your yard and saw a fishing pond. ...
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by anglophone
A German shepherd sat down at a Steinway and started playing "Sheep may safely graze". His Bach was worse than his bite.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Zealandia
Can’t trust those aliens.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Weather.... It's so hot, the garlic took it's cloves off!
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1 month ago1m

Posted by anglophone
Question: My clock keeps jumping from 4:03 to 4:05. It also gains two minutes every day. Why is this? Answer: 4:04 is "minute not found". (I'll leave quietly.)
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name. So I called her Bluff.
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call a Magician without magic? .......Ian.
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Aug 5Aug 5

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A group of horses were moving down towards the horse court for horse jury. One horse asks another, "Where do we enter again?" The other horse replies indignantly, "Why the mane entrance of course!"
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Jul 30Jul 30

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
German WIFI......
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Jul 28Jul 28

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Police are on the lookout after a man has been breaking into farms and stealing cows. They are looking for a male with a large moo-stash.
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Jul 25Jul 25

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. After noticing there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar, he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all ...
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Jul 18Jul 18

Posted by Zealandia
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office. I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
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Jul 10Jul 10

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Jack: "Do you know how long fish should be cooked?" Jill: "Probably the same as short fish."
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Jul 3Jul 3

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, ...
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Jun 27Jun 27

Posted by mzee
Rule of Thumb
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Jun 26Jun 26

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I live on a dead end street. It is electrically deficient. There are no outlets!
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Jun 21Jun 21

Posted by Zealandia
My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm. It would be a lot less weird if she'd just let me in.
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Jun 19Jun 19

Posted by Zealandia
My Uber driver really cares about my mental health. Just this morning, he sent a message saying: “I'm here for you."
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Jun 14Jun 14

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my aunt?" Bill said, "Sure." So Joe takes out a picture. Bill says, "What are you talking about? That's not your aunt! That's a picture of a fish!" Joe says, "Well sure it is... it's my Aunt Chovy!"
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Jun 5Jun 5

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing. ''Bowing'', I thank you I thank you ..........
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Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome
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