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Most Commented Posts By Brbaldwin (43) (Page 80 / 141) Posts by anyone

Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

MALE/FEMALE WORDS: MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female....The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male....Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin

I was in a bar the other night and a salvation army woman came in selling the Warcry. So I asked her " Do you save wicked women? " " Yes we do " she replied. " Can you save one for me on Saturday please "

Medical experts are saying that smoking harms children. Fair enough, use an ashtray instead

Islamic suicide bombers don't scare me, They will only get one go. But a Hindu suicide bomber, now that is a real threat

A recent poll has suggested that approximately 80% of women in their late teens are sexually active. I say thats bullshit. A lot of them just lie there

A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another woman. Plus, she couldn't find a new lover who could satisfy her sexually, so she put an ad in the classifieds:...

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Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

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Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Wonder what you would call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?

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Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Sex on television can't hurt you...unless you fall off!

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Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

NEW DICTIONARY WORD: Grocery List (grow-ser-ee list) n. What you spend a half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

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Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

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Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was an only child ... eventually.

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Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954

One of the many things I love about the English language is that it has Irony built into it. Hypenated. Non-hyphenated. Monosyllabic

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Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

Thank goodness for uber

Here’s an oldie I remember: A man’s foot is talking to his penis, discussing who has a worse life. Foot: You think you’ve got it bad? I get shoved in a sweat sock, then in a smelly sneaker, then we run two miles every other day! And this ...

Two buffalos on the prairie. One says to the other " You are one sorry excuse for a buffalo. Look at you, you`re minging, your fur is all hanging down and as for the smell don`t get me started " Second buffalo says " I think I have just heard a ...

It's tough getting old. I was on a walk with a couple of friends when I observed, "it is windy today." My first friend said, "no it's not. It's Thursday!" The other chimed in, "I am too, let's get something to drink."

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

If a man yells out something in a forest and a woman is not around to hear him --- is he still wrong?

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

What is a cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every ...

I was talking to a North African girl recently in her native language. We really clicked

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

CORNY ONE LINERS PART TWO. 6. Sign in a Chinese pet store: "buy one dog, get one flea" 7. I have my own little world. But it's ok...they know me here. 8. I got a sweater for christmas...I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. 9. If flying is so safe,...

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Who invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference!

It was so cold out today...How cold was it?

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

THINGS TO PONDER... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible? ...

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

If Jesus fed the multitude today! HA!

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