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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by EricJones
If I spend all day doing laundry, am I binge washing?
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 12, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 12, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
Why was the strawberry crying? Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 12, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lop-Eared-Mule
Light bulbs? Okaaaay..... how many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? I dunno, but it ain't five, cuz that's how many I have in my basement and it's dark as shit down there!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. ;)
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand? Quattro Sinko
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by DoDapper
What's the biggest problem in bed for an atheist? They've got no-one to talk to during orgasm.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by DoDapper
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A distraught investor called his financial advisor. “Is it true? Is my money really all gone?” he asked, wailing. “No, no, take it easy,” the advisor answered calmly. “It isn't all gone... it’s just with somebody else.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by DoDapper
What did the sign say on the out-of-business brothel? Beat it. We're closed.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by CharlieBrown
What is the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 14, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by CharlieBrown
Found on Facebook.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 15, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salespeople came running up to him. “Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!” “Dear God! Did your try to stop him?” “No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 16, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The teacher asked her students which state they thought has the most cows. A little girl raised her hand and said Texas. The teacher said, "That is right, you get an 'A'. Now which state do you think has the most sheep?" A little boy raised his ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 16, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
Anyone got a cracker?
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 17, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Tequila is an excellent teacher... Just last night it taught me to count... One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 18, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I have a new group for things that don't fit here....
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 18, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
We live in an effluent society.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 18, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by boatdude87
Guillermo del Toro's distant cousin.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 18, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Where does a pregnant woman sit when she's at a concert?.. ........ The C section.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 18, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Saw a sign that said Watch for children. I thought that sounds like a fair trade.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 19, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
Did you see a bagel?
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 19, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
An apple a day amounts to seven in a week.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
After having two bottles of wine he looked at her and said "You are ugly " She said "You are drunk! " He said ", but I will be sober in the morning ".
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
Jim the sausage factory manager was called before the board - "Jim we've had complaints about the sausages not tasting as good". " Yeah," drawled Jim " the price of rabbits has gone up so I've been mixing horse meat in with the rabbit". "That ...
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