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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
Have you ever gone through a divorce? The judge told me I'm gonna give your wife $3,000 a month. I replied that's fine your honor, and I'll try to throw in a few bucks from time to time myself.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
I've heard that a woman can sell her eggs for $5,000, and a man can sell his sperm for $50. I have a towel at home that has to be worth at least a half a million.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
A woman has 19 different types of contraceptives. A man has only two. The condom and trust me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
When women ask me what sign I am, I always say slippery when wet
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by boatdude87
Everything you ever wanted to know about chicken.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by chalupacabre
As some of you may have noticed from some of my other posts in here, I have a penchant for dad jokes. Got my son with this on a recent road trip: "Hay, Noah!" "What?" Points to semi hauling bales. "AAAARRRGGHHH!" Sometimes, I worry that he might ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by boatdude87
Batman & Robin What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile, Robin.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Lop-Eared-Mule
Why don't Scandinavian men get circumcised? So they have a place to keep their Copenhagen. Thanks, I'll be here all week.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Leafhead
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The incubator!!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Leafhead
Why don't you see more Irish lawyers? Too hard to pass the Barr!!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
My belly has grown with my age. But its not my fault. No one ever told me that you have to chew the watermelon before you swallow it
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
The next time I think about getting married, I'll find some woman I don't like and buy her a house. Its cheaper
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Grogman
Two Irishmen walk past a bar.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Grogman
Why did the woman cross the road? Who knows why they do anything?
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
Last night I had a terrible nightmare. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother , and I was a bottled baby
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
Do you know why married men die before their wives? BECAUSE THEY WANT TO.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
Why did the cactus cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I tell you what, never again. - Tim Vine
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
Do any of you remember the national spinach scare several years ago? (It was tainted nation wide). All spinach was taken off the grocery shelves. for a week it wasn't available in the US. Well I just think we all missed an opportunity to kick ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 24, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by MrControversy
What do you call butt sex when it's casual? Shooting the shit
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 24, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott
“I said to the gym instructor: ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?’ He said: ‘How flexible are you?’ I said: ‘I can’t make Tuesdays.'” - Tim Vine
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 24, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by 16classic
Its bad enough my computer and phone are spying on me, now I discover my vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on me too!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 24, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Rudy1962
I asked the producer "How much 2 buy a singing ensemble? He said "You mean a choir?" "Yes, how much 2 acquire a singing ensemble?"
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 25, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by matthew1954
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 25, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Justjoni
If it’s this hot in Paradise, I don’t wanna know what the alternative is like!
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