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Feb 18, 2021Feb 2021

My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl... I said I didn’t know he could! What's his average? ==================== Tom: Did you ever see a catfish? Joe: Sure! Tom: How did it hold the rod?

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Feb 19, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Good news, the Lego store has reopened... People are lined up for blocks!

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Mar 13, 2021Mar 2021

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Q: If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside? A: K9P.

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Mar 20, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Prison is just one word to you... But for some people, it's a whole sentence.

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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems. ========================================== Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.

A dentist opened an office on a boat. What was the boat called? The Tooth Ferry.

I used to be good at Roman Numerals but I’ve forgotten how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, 500 – IM LIVID X Factor: The original Roman sun cream

We thought our house was haunted so we got the local priest in to exorcise it. By the time he left there were no spirits left in the house at all and precious little beer.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

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Jul 3, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What happens when a cougar loses their hearing? They become a Def Leppard!

Update from the land of Oz….

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Jul 19, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why is 68 afraid of 70? Because 69 and 70 got into a fight and 71.

I remember hearing this one when I was about ten years old - Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud !!

Written on bathroom wall back in early 70's - back then, our anonymous "chat rooms" were bathroom walls - "Some come here to sit and think, others come to shit and stink, but I come here to scratch my balls and write my poetry on the walls."

So, i dated this astronaut for a few months. It didnt work out. Said he needed space

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Aug 11, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Doing a crossword puzzle... "What's a 7-letter word for 'easily perceived or understood' that starts with 'O'?" "Isn't it obvious?" "It should be, but I can't figure it out. That's why I'm asking."

He stays in his lane.

My new exercise routine. I ran twice today... First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more.

With all the science and technology today, you'd think they'd come up with a way to grow apples without those little stickers on them.

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Attending the funeral of a close friend I thought I recognized a lady I had not seen in 25 years. I went up to her and said, "You look like Helen Black..." She replied and walked away, "You don't look so good in brown!"

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I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?" I said, “Homer’s the big dude and Marge has blue hair...”

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