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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 16, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by Zealandia
A telemarketer called & asked to speak to whoever runs the household. So I passed the phone to my cat.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 29, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A flight instructor and a rookie pilot are flying in a small plane. The flight instructor asks the rookie:"Have you ever flown solo?" The rookie responds:"No, usually I fly higher than this."
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 27, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to me.” So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my cell phone and said, “Bring back...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 4, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Robin: “The Batmobile isn’t starting!” Batman: “Did you charge the battery?” Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”
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Feb 4, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you know that french fries weren’t first cooked in France? They’re actually cooked in Greece.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 28, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by noworry28
It's a time-line displacement.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Mar 13, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My wife and I sometimes disagree about whether to add eggs to cream. Custardy disputes are always rough.
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Mar 14, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Today's groaner....
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Mar 27, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I just opened a fortune cookie with nothing inside. How unfortunate!
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Tesla mogul Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange. You'd think he was from Mad-at-gas-car.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 12, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Correct answer is Three... The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Apr 18, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Apr 22, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Underwear bandit caught. Admits brief crime spree.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 29, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
FIRST, they came for Tucker Carlson, and I didn't speak out ................................................................. ................................................................. ... I was too busy laughing my ass off.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 30, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Severnman
Tonight I'm at home all by myself eating pasta. Wish I had someone with me. Yes I'm feeling cannelloni. When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked. A bossy man walks into a bar. He orders everyone a round.
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May 1, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Al Pacino is to star in a new movie about a man who wins the World Knitting Championships... It’s called 'Scarf Ace‘. I thought that was a purler of a joke. Hopefully it has you in stitches.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 4, 2023May 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Two nudists were discussing politics. One says, “Have you read Marx?” The other nods, “It’s these blasted wicker chairs."
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
May 23, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
If you cannot master the guitar, don’t fret.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 4, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How does a hippie polygamist count his wives? 1 Mrs. hippie... 2 Mrs. hippie... 3 Mrs. hippie...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 4, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
This is for Lilac-JadeCanada… Cats are like strippers – they sit on your lap and make you think they love you.
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Sep 10, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
A family was standing on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls, looking out at the raging water. "Look, daughter!" The Mom said. "Did you know on this side of the Falls is one country, and the other side of the Falls is a different country?" "Really?"...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 18, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
If 2 vegans fight, is it still a beef? Or is it a beet down?
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I took my cat’s meds by accident... Don’t ask meow.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 24, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I’m the Norse god of mischief but I don’t like to talk about it. I guess you could say I’m low-key.
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Sep 25, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

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Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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