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Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

The other day my wife asked me, "Why do you go out on the balcony, when I start singing?" I thought about it a moment and said, "Because I don't want people to think I am beating you."

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Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by SteveB

I asked my grampa, "You call grandma so many affectionate names like honey, sweetie, or sugar pie. What's your secret to staying so affectionate?" My grandpa said, "Honestly, I forgot her name about 5 years ago, so I call her things she will answer...

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Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

My friend was so upset because their dog died. I went out and got him an identical one. He was livid. He said what I am supposed to do with 2 dead dogs

(just sing along for a moment)... where have all the Noses gone? .. Long Time Passing! where have all the noses go-one. Long Time ago. Where have all the Noses Gone? YOUNG GIRLS PICKED THEM - EVERY ONE! - - - when will they ever learn....

Headline in an Irish newspaper. " Cork man drowns " His name was Bob

You hear about the guy who got hit by lightning 20 times? He always conducted himself properly.

At school, all the kids used to push me around and call me lazy. I loved that wheelchair

Two old men were sitting on a park bench. One asks, "How's your wife?" Oldman 2, "I think she might be dead." Oldman 1: "Why?" Oldman 2: "Well the sex is the same, but the dirty dishes are starting to pile up."

Tourists Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth ...

I bought a chess set the other day, but I had to take it back as it tasted funny. Shopkeeper said 'whats the problem, I said 'its stalemate', He said 'are you sure' I said 'checkmate'

I saw this advert in a window that said: ‘Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.’ I thought, ‘I can’t turn that down'

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? . . . . . . Just two, but don't ask me how they got in there!

This one is kind of old, yo mamas so fat I saw her on the Richard Simmons show when she started jumping around she knocked my tv off the shelf.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one but then it takes the whole emergency room to get it back out

This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group. But it turns out that it’s tomorrow.

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Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrControversy

Why does Spongebob Squarepants hate the former mayor of Detroit? Because Kwame Kil - Patrick.

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Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrControversy

I'm going to tell a necrophilia joke. And if the audience is dead, screw them!

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Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrControversy

What do you call a redneck that's a virgin? An only child.

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Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

I took a pole recently and 100% of people were annoyed that their tent had fallen down

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Feb 25, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Nottheonlyone

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything!

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

CORNY ONE LINERS... 1. Food has replaced sex in my life...now I can't even get into my own pants. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood-alcohol content. 3. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 4. I ...

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

What is a dog? 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable ...

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Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Gotta love it.

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