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Sep 4, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

How does a hippie polygamist count his wives? 1 Mrs. hippie... 2 Mrs. hippie... 3 Mrs. hippie...

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Mar 26, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I need to stop hanging around with pessimistic horses. Neigh-sayers never add anything to the conversation.

I saw Mother Superior drinking beer in a pub. The strangest sight I've ever seen, bar nun.

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Oct 5, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia

Wish I got to see my mate Bill more often. He works for a delivery company, so only calls round when I’m out.

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.

My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from. Want to turn over a new leaf, bud don’t know how.

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Nov 10, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Mother: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?" Son: "Well, you said that the money was for lunch!"

Better do as your Mother says.

Little Jenny, just in her early teens, still quite naive as well, runs up to her mother and yells, " Have you seen my Pussy, I can't find my Pussy any where?" Then Jenny quickly runs out to her Farther and says the same to him before running off down...

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Feb 16, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Junior: Mother, I can’t find my baseball mitt. Mother: Did you look in the car? Junior: Where in the car? Mother: Try the glove compartment.

One Friday, little Tommy said to his mother, "Mummy, you know how big cats have little cats and big dogs have little dogs - why don't big trains have little trains?" "I don't know," She said, then cunningly added, "Why don't you ask Daddy when he ...

Does absence make the heart grow fonder?

Her rather naive, young 18 year old daughter arrives home after her Drive-in movie date with her boyfriend. As the daughter walks in through the front door, the mother asks, " How was your date Sweetie?" The reply comes back, " It was good Mummy but ...

A somewhat skeptical Aussie bloke 'kicks the bucket,' and ends up in Heaven where he gets the 'Guided Tour' by a Third Class, Trainee Angel. While walking around the place the Aussie sees a barn, a wood and corrugated iron Toilet and a large ...

A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. When the barman serves it up, he takes it out to the bench in front of the bar to drink it. As he's enjoying his drink, a nun walks by, and glares at him sourly. "How can you pollute your soul with the ...

So, i dated this astronaut for a few months. It didnt work out. Said he needed space

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Jul 3, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

I don't know.........? If It's not one thing It's your mother!!

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Jun 23, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A mother was visiting her son on an Army base, and chatted with a colleague of his. "What rank are you?" she asked. "I'm relieved to say that I've just been promoted from captain to major." "Why relieved?" "Because," he replied, "my last name is ...

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Two eskimos were chatting. One said, “Where did your mother come from?” “Alaska.” “Don’t bother, I’ll ask her myself!”

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Jan 28, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A high-school student came home from school seeming rather depressed. “What’s the matter son?” asked his mother. “Aw, gee,” said the boy, “it’s my marks. They’re all wet.” “What do you mean, 'all wet'?” she asks. “I ...

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Dec 27, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.

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Dec 7, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Mikey: "I ate a submarine sandwich for lunch and I think I'm going to be sick." Mother: "What makes you say that?" Mikey: "It's starting to surface."

What do you call a dog without legs? How many terms does it take to define a finite number of ideas?

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Nov 19, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Damn it.. You know when babies were born the doctors would slap the baby on the ass to get it to start crying and breathing. But when the doctor's saw me they slapped my mother.

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