I got a new job! It's in a factory making plastic Draculas.
There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count.
Sweet angel of mercy take me now!
Is that a sugary confection peculiar to your part of the world?
Yes, or you'll get bitten by that blood-sucking company.
No wooden stakes or silver allowed on the premises.
I can’t understand why the toys don’t cast a shadow.
@Zealandia I guess garlic is out too, huh?
@Lilac-JadeCanada Yes, I missed out that item!
@Zealandia Fang-ks to me huh?
@Lilac-JadeCanada Got to grin and bear it, pointing out my errors. Or should it be grin and bare it?
@Zealandia As long as you don't start coffin all over me.
Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….
Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......
Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb
Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.
Posted by noworry28Clear vision.
Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣
Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned
Posted by Moravianhorsing around
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....
Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie
Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.
Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this
Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….
Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”
Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…