I met the Godfather of the Scottish Mafia earlier.
He made me an offer I couldn’t understand.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.The battle cry of the Glaswegian!
C U Jimmi, ken y'mether so, aye? Weheel git that stuched!
LenHazell53
Level 9
Oct 24, 2023
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Funniest House Hunter International episode Ever....the house hunter in Glasgow noticed an indication of damp damage so they brought in a specialist to evaluate before the sale. Closed Captioning appeared at the bottom of the screen and had #3 question marks for his first indecipherable remark, #7-8 of them for his second remark, and 2 entire rows for his 3rd remark......
AnneWimsey
Level 9
Oct 23, 2023
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Q) Whas the difference tween Bing Crosby an Walt Disney?"
A) "Bing sings an Walt dizney"
273kelvin
Level 8
Oct 23, 2023
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That's a classic
With your Zealander vowels he probably coudnay ken you either!
FrayedBear
Level 9
Oct 22, 2023
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Probably not. He’s possibly thinking that I think he’s got a sweet arse and want sex instead of half a dozen of something. And that I speak Hebrew, instead of acknowledging that I had the greeting “hey bro” in mind.
@Zealandia now you've got me confabulated (psychiatric meaning)
@FrayedBear Me too. I cannot follow the drift. drifted all the way out to sea on that one
@vocaloldfart see you in the nut house!
Sweet as = sweet ass
Six = Sex
Common misconceptions with the kiwi accent.
My workmate in the UK would ask me to say “Deck” and despite my best efforts it apparently always came out as “dick”. She’d piss herself laughing every time.
@Zealandia They do say in the UK that the most sex obsessed people are Geordies from the North east.
They are always on the look out for sex, and carry everything in them, coal sex, flour sex, you name it they'll carry it in hessian sex.
@LenHazell53 Yorkshire guy; "I calls me dog Grieg"
"Whys hat then?"
"Coz when e comes in, first thing e does is pee agnist suite"
@LenHazell53 Johnny Handle used to introduce Cushie Butterfield by saying she didn't need a sack, just popped her man under her oxter & made off with him! I couldn't find the recording so I may have heard it live froom his days in the High Level Ranters. So I've now posted on "Traditional and Folkmusic" a set from them that you may enjoy - "The High Level Ranters - a canny group of lads from Tyneside"
@273kelvin Groan
@273kelvin but it's ok for a lanky laddie to yarksire bash so long as he'll stand with him agin those southern toffee noses.
@FrayedBear Apen
@273kelvin just pingged you elsewhere
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