So I said to the baker
"How come all your cakes are 50p and that one's a £1?
He said
"That's Madeira cake."
What accent did he have? Flanders and Swann?
I was thinking more Somerset
@closetolucid Righto. Did you hear about young Eddie a Lancashire lad through and through? Passing the confectioners window he saw a beautifully decorated gateaux taking pride of place. Having a few loose shillings in his trouser pocket he went in and demanded in his rich Lancashire accent "Ow much is a slice of that gattux in't winder, misses?" "That's not gattux sir that's gateaux and it's ten shillings a slice." Said the assistant. "Bollo to that" exclaimed Eddie as he left the shop.
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It's a very old joke.
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