A guy is driving down a straight country road doing 60.
He notices a three legged chicken run beside his car and keeping up.
He presses the gas to 80. The chicken keeps up. Goes to 100, still keeping and even up to 120, still there.
Suddenly, the chicken makes a sharp 90 and runs up a farm road.
The guy circles back, drives up to the farm and is greeted by a rough looking dirty smelly dim witted farmer.
"hey did you see a 3 legged chicken run up here?" he ask the farmer.
"yyyep!" (spit) "I started to breed them here on my farm"
"you mean you developed this breed? why?" the guy asks.
"well (spit) I love me drumsticks, my son Billy-Bubba loves he drumsticks and my little women sure loves she drumsticks. So I e-vented the 3 legged chicken"
"wow great! so how does the chicken taste like?"
"Don't know, ain't caught one yet."
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.That's funny. I kicked the slats out of my crib the first time I heard that one. The old ones are the best ones.
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