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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 27, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What happens when you boil a funny bone? It becomes a laughing stock.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Today I gave my dead batteries away. They were free of charge.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him... I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 3, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call words that upset rabbits? They're called 'Hare Triggers.'
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 7, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Triphid
A guy walks in to Cocktail Bar with a monkey on his shoulder, places the monkey on the bar, orders 2 drinks, a Manhattan for himself and a double Martini for he monkey. They drink their drinks, the guy orders 2 more and so it goes on for about an ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, it's also terrible.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was so bored the other day that I just started memorizing pages of the dictionary. I learned next to nothing.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
If you think Thursdays are bad, just wait two days... It will be a sadder day.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 20, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia
A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 21, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I shot a man with a paintball gun. Just to watch him dye.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 23, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I'm terrified of elevators, so I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 25, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My partner said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
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Posts
Oct 27, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Triphid
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out forest fires of course. Why do elephants have such large, flat feet? To put out burning ducks of course. Why do Rhinos have such large horns? To warn the slow moving pygmies to get out the way of course.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 1, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
You shouldn’t write with a broken pencil. It’s pointless.
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Posts
Nov 6, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall... He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 8, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I don't trust stairs either. They're always up to something
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 11, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I’ve worked out how to make the number 7 even. It’s easy, you just take away the s.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 12, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My friend walked into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
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Posts
Nov 13, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why does the milk stool only have 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder.
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Posts
Nov 13, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A real estate agent was showing a woman through a beautiful room at the top of a large hotel. "Now in this wing we have the master bedroom, bath, and den." The woman interrupted suspiciously, "And den what?"
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 18, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I once got fired from my job at a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 19, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 19, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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