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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I’ve realised that all my jokes are greeted with an awkward silence. You could hear a pun drop.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by phxbillcee
Holy Idiocy, Batman...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 5, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Did you hear about the two atomic bombs that got into an argument? They had a fallout.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 11, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I’ve just reset my password to DelicateLuggageHandler... I was told it had to be case-sensitive.
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Posts
Aug 14, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune... But Chickpeas can only “hummus” one!
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 15, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Zealandia
What do you call a pile of coins in the rain? Climate change.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 18, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I work in a paper factory, where my responsibilities are twofold.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 28, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Knock Knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 30, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"You're beautiful and I love you!" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff. My echo replied, "I just want to be friends!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 2, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Do I enjoy randomly appointing people to judicial positions? I’ll let you be the judge of that.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 2, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I used to think sticks and stones could break my bones but words could never hurt me ---------- until I fell into a printing press-------
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 3, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 4, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
They told me, "Follow your dreams..." So I went back to bed.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 5, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
It’s been a challenge trying to find a keynote speaker for our first ever Impostor Syndrome conference. Everyone I’ve asked has told me that they don’t deserve to be there.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 8, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by MyTVC15
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? ...He got a little behind in his work.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 9, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I dreamed someone was shouting “On your marks… Get Set…” I woke with a start.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 14, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was walking past a farm and a sign said 'Duck, eggs!' I thought, "That's an unnecessary comma..." And then it hit me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 15, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 17, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Good definition of quarantine…
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 18, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I was given a bag of peanuts which was blessed by the Pope.... I gave them away. I dislike religious nuts.
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Posts
Sep 18, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory... They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I was sitting in traffic the other day. That’s probably why I got run over.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!” A time traveler walks into a bar.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why were the horses so happy? Because they lived in a stable environment.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 25, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The guy that invented the umbrella was going to call it the brella. But he hesitated.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

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Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

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Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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