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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 31, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the New Year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
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Jan 3, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Are you single?" "No, I'm plural." "I mean are you free this Saturday?" "No, I'm rather expensive."
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 4, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
At one time a falling Apple led to the Theory of Gravity. Now, it's just a broken iPhone.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 5, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 12, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Ended up in a party full of World Health Organisation medics. Apparently I’ve gone to the wrong Doctor WHO convention.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 13, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 16, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the third wise salesman say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense? "But wait... there's myrrh!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 16, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I threw a ball for my dog. Know it's a bit extravagant, however it was Rex’s birthday and he looks great in a tuxedo.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 24, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Yesterday, I was in the kitchen planning dinner, and noticed that the clock had stopped. That really put me behind for my day, so today I decided that I'd better stop at the store for a AA battery. I found a clerk, and said "Please point me to where...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 30, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement!
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 2, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I was waitering the other day and a nice old man asked me for a little spoon So I gently lay him down and hugged him from behind.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 4, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friend and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 12, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’m taking part in a stair climbing competition. I need to step up my game.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name. So I called her Bluff.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was watching an Australian cooking show this morning . The chef made meringue. The audience all cheered for him. This surprised me. Australians usually boo-meringue.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 14, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 15, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 17, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Girl: Were you named after your father? Boy: No. Girl: You were named BEFORE your father?
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 20, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Logolept
Why was my Limburger cheese listening to Sly & the Family Stone? Because it was funky.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 20, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point!
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 21, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’m looking for the girl next door type. I’m just gonna keep moving house till I find her.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 23, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I had trouble getting into my vacation home in Russia. I had to call a locksmith because I lost my Siberian Housekey. (For Lilac-JadeCanada)
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 26, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’m rubbish with names. It’s not my fault, it’s a condition. There’s a name for it…
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 5, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Just found two lumps on my car battery. Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 7, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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