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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 8, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
For Valentine’s Day, I received a bunch of flowers with the heads cut off. I think I was being stalked.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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Mar 12, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I got angry with the mime that lived next door to me. To get even I played a blank CD over and over. That drove him crazy.
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Mar 13, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies... My therapist suggested I need an outlet.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 16, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’m so excited that my wife and I are finally visiting San Francisco to see the Golden Gate in person. She asked me, “What are you going to do when we see it?” Me: “We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business went into liquidation after he started making smoothies.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 19, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I wanted to be a Buddhist monk, but I never got the chants.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 22, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
New Zealand is one of the remotest countries in the world. In fact, on average, we have about three remotes per household.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 23, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My dogs are called Rolex and Breitling. They’re watchdogs.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friend, a lawyer, stole my tuxedo after my wedding. I'm filing a lawsuit against him tomorrow morning.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 25, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I was never a fan of San Andreas. It’s not my fault.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 26, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you hear when a Judge is learning to play the piano? The Scales of Justice.
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Mar 28, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Retired
Police are on the lookout for a shoplifting gang that systematically steals shirts according to size. They are currently at large.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
I hate how most funerals are at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don’t worry, though – he woke up!
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Mar 30, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Retired
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. Short.
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Mar 31, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Retired
Did you hear about to croupier that lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement? He is finding it hard to deal with.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 31, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
I was accused of using sodium hydroxide to get rid of a body. But it was all a lye.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Think the price of gas is expensive? Have you seen the price of chimneys? They are going through the roof!
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Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
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Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
What do you do if you are attracted by a gang of clowns. Go for the juggler.
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Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
The bandage was wound around the wound. English is so easy.
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Apr 9, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it is apparent.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 9, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man walks into a bar and orders the latest, seasonal beer. He takes one gulp and nearly chokes. “This beer goes down like sandpaper!” he yells. “Of course,” replies the bartender, “it’s only a rough draft.”
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Apr 11, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
I went to my doctor about my crippling fear of palindromes. He put me on Xanax.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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