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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 9, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 10, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and trembles? A nervous wreck.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 20, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I was going to make a joke about oxygen... But I aired on the side of caution.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My partner asked for a little peace and quiet whilst cooking dinner. So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.
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Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3 am... can you believe it!? Luckily I was still up playing the drums.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 25, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I saw a man wearing full camouflage gear today. He needs to ask for his money back.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 29, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 1, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I think the mechanic at my local garage has amnesia. I took my car in for a new light bulb, and the mechanic asked me what year it was.
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Aug 1, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Last week at the grocery store, I saw a man slipping celery into other people's shopping carts... I believe he was a stalker.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 2, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A guy runs into a bar and just starts jogging in circles around the interior with his eyes shut. "Holy crap! That's Bob, and I think he's sleep walking. Heck, he's sleep running!" the waitress exclaims to the bartender. "He sure is fast asleep," ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 2, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by noworry28
It takes time.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 4, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
You want to go down to the bar to hear that band called Duvet? They’re a cover band.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 4, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by noworry28
Brush of death 💀.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 5, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Give a man a plane ticket, and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 7, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What happens when someone slaps you a million times in one second? It mega hertz.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 8, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A friend of mine got kidnapped by a group of mimes... They did unspeakable things to him!
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Aug 12, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I'm a procrastinator and a perfectionist. Someday I'm going to be perfect.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 12, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Retired
One week working at the bicycle factory, they already made me spokes person.
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Aug 12, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Retired
Bacteria, the only culture some people have.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 13, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Moravian
What do goalkeepers and hotel guests have in common ?. They both like clean sheets ! .
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Aug 18, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I'm addicted to checking my Twitter. DOCTOR: I'm so sorry, I don't follow.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 18, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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Aug 20, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What would Wonder Woman and Spider-Man name their business? Amazon Web Services.
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Aug 20, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Just so everybody's clear... I’m going to put my glasses on!
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Aug 22, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

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Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

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Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

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Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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