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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 23, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Gonzogopher

My family wants me to stop sharing jokes and puns at Thanksgiving, but I just can’t quit cold Turkey.

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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 26, 2018Nov 2018

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My neighbor, a tailor, has a new job. I asked him how much he enjoyed it. "It's Sew-Sew."

I remember this from days of youth: a bathroom wall ... "some come here sit and think, others come shit and stink, but I come here scratch my balls and write my poetry on the walls."

This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it. ...

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor stores? Because they would steal all the BOOS!

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Cheesy Jokes

Dec 28, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

How did the girl break up with tractor salesman? She sent him a John Deere letter.

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Dec 30, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No, sorry." says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "Well, they didn't ask."

Jesus Christ, would you look at the time?

A romance with parts of speech :)

The temp had dropped, and a little bird in the grass was freezing. along came a cow and shit on him! the shit was warm, thawed him out and he started chirping. a cat heard him, dug him out and ate him. Moral of the story Those who shit on you are ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Jan 9, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

The patient runs into his psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I think I'm a tepee, no I think I'm a wigwam, no I think I'm a tepee, no I think I'm a wigwam, no I think I'm a tepee, no I think I'm a wigwam!" The psychiatrist looks at him and says,...

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Cheesy Jokes

Jan 13, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Two friends were going on a road trip to Florida. A neighbor told them that they'd be fine as long as they paid close attention to the road signs along the way. They'd driven 30 miles when they saw one that read, "Clean Restrooms Ahead". Two ...

Ruining literature for you.

Just before I die, I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels. My cremation is going to be epic!

I knew this was treble the moment I saw this.

A widowed old lady calls the cops to complain about her new neighbors. The cop visits her rural house and asks what the problem is? "Its the young couple who have just moved into the house over the field. They make love with the curtains open and I ...

In a rural area, on a Sunday morning, the church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit. The door burst open, and a rolling black cloud Rolls in with the devil in it. People jumped out of the pews and run outdoors screaming. There are only ...

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I like the odd drink, 15 or 17.

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My understanding of galactic clusters is nebulous.

Religious Joke The son of a Rabbi walked up to his dad and said, I have been thinking and I want to convert to Christianity. The Rabbi looked down at his son and said, I don't know son, I'll have to pray about it. We will talk later. So, then the ...

Why does Norway put bar codes on all their ships? Because they like to Scandinavia....

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