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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

THE TRUTH ABOUT BARNEY. 1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR 2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR 3) Extract all Roman numerals: C V V L D I V 4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5...

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

THE THREE BULLS. Three bulls were grumbling about the expected arrival of a fourth one. The first bull raged that he had been on the farm for 20 years and had 20 cows and wasn't going to give up a single cow to the newcomer. The second bull, with ...

Not really a joke, just silly

Would Jesus have accomplished everything he accomplished if he had been married? ...."how long you gonna be up there?"

Another orchestra joke; The conductor and composer Benjamin Britten was chastising a female cellist one day at rehearsals. " Madam you have a thing of infinite beauty between your legs and all you seem intent in doing is scratching it "

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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Two muffins are in the oven. One says, “Boy, it’s getting hot in here.” The other one says, “Holy shit! A talking muffin!”

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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both start drinking, and the giraffe is really pounding them down, one right after another. Finally it is so drunk it falls on the floor in a stupor. The man gets up to leave and the bartender says, “Hey,...

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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

An American is flying home from Poland, and he is seated on the plane next to a Polish man going to America for the first time. He says to him, “Just to give you a heads up, Americans have this stupid g about telling stupid jokes about Polish ...

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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by girlwithsmiles

A duck walks into a bar and says, 'Have you got any bread?' The bar man says, 'no'. The duck asks again, the answer's still no. The duck starts asking repeatedly about bread, until the barman says, 'If you ask if we have bread one more time I'm going...

Two pieces of asphalt go into a bar and ask the bartender if there is a piece of green asphalt in. " No I am sure I would have noticed that. " " Are you really sure theres no green asphalt in here? " " Yeah I am really sure " " Are you ...

True story, many many years ago when I was dating my wife. My friend Bob was also dating her friend Karen. During this time Karen's grandparents died within weeks of each other (this often happens). The two of them both lived in social housing ...

Posted by MissingLink16

I just found out the word origin for the word "vegetarian". It is a Native American word for lousy hunter.

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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A little girl went with her grandfather when he went to the barbershop for a haircut. She stood and watched while the barber worked. Then she decided she wanted a snack so she got a Twinkie out of her purse and started eating it. “Be careful,” ...

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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin

My mate Dave loved old farming memorabilia. He collected bits of ploughs, reaping machines and parts of early tractors. His wife Shirley tolerated this obsession because she loved him so but when she fell pregnant, enough was enough and she put her ...

The Riddler takes up gardening.....

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Sep 3, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer. He said to me, "You can't drink while you're working." I said, "Oh, don't worry - I'm not working."

The police found a body that was covered in milk,had cheerios all over it and a banana stuck in its ass.Police think it was a CEREAL killer

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Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Dogs can't operate MRI scanners. But catscan

I notice bicycles fall over when they come to a stop. It must be because they're just two tired.

What kind of tree can fit in your hand?

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Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby....

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Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott

Hear about the guy who fell into an industrial pepper grinder? He's fine now.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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