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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 4, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I lost an electron. You really have to keep an ion them.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I was hoping to take some leftovers from the party, but my plans were foiled.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 7, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually, it’s more of a wrap
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why was Cinderella so bad at sports? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 15, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment, and the other requires oinkment.
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Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
Timing is everything.
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Apr 19, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 22, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I thought of becoming a witch, but I can’t spell worth a damn.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 27, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Be careful with time machines.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 2, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Psychic night at the local pub was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 4, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Sweet dreams with a bite.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 11, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I asked the waiter if my pizza would be long. He said, “No, it’ll be round.”
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Cheesy Jokes
May 15, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Not sure about my new sat nav. I was in the local safari park, and it said bear left. It was clearly an elephant.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 20, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My niece calls me Ankles... I call her my Knees.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 24, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friends ask me how I smuggle so much chocolate into the cinemas... Well, I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 25, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"I stand corrected!" ... Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 28, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby. Who’s the biggest in the family? The baby of course - because he’s a little Bigger. ============== A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire". ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 31, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies"... By Robin Banks.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 7, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 15, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I replied that I didn’t know he played cricket.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 22, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
When I was a kid, I used to have an imaginary friend. I thought he went everywhere with me. I could talk to him and he could hear me, and he could grant me wishes and stuff too. But then I grew up, and stopped going to church.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 11, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's already enlightened.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friend who is a dairy farmer, has decided to study medicine. He wants to go into a different field.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by 273kelvin
I used to play triangle in a reggae band...An Ting
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My girlfriend just dumped me. She said in a teary tirade: “I can’t take it any more. You’re such a pedant. Everything I do is wrong. I loved you so much, but it’ll never be enough for you. I’m leaving now. Me and Gary are driving up North ...
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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