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Most Commented Posts By Brbaldwin (43) (Page 82 / 141) Posts by anyone

Mar 18, 2018Mar 2018

God comes over to St Peter and says " Look, we are all backed up in admissions. The celestial computers are down and we are having to process them all by hand. So I don`t want anybody let in unless they have had a really bad day. " " It`s not ...

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Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954

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Life cycle of the cicada

I went to a surplus store the other day and I asked the assistant " Where are the camouflage jackets? " He said " They`re good aren't they "

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Mar 22, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What did one tampon say to the other? Nog. They were both stuck up bitches.

What's the speed of sex? 68, because you have to turn around at 69.

What does women and spaghetti have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY. DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the ...

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

I need somebody bad. Are you bad?

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is ...

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

OFFICE ARITHMETIC: Smart boss + smart employee = profit. Smart boss + dumb employee = production. Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion. Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime.

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

SHOPPING MATH: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

MALE/FEMALE WORDS: THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female....Any part under a car's hood. Male.....The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

MALE/FEMALE WORDS: COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female....A desire to get married and raise a family. Male....Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

MALE/FEMALE WORDS: ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female....A good move, concert, play or book. Male....Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

MALE/FEMALE WORDS: REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female....A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male....A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

So easter is nearly upon us and here are a few easter jokes. JC is sitting around at the last supper and says " One of you is a snitch. You`re going to rat on me and sell me out..... Judas " Judas looks at JC in all innocence and replies " Why do ...

So easter is nearly upon us and here are a few easter jokes. Last supper and they`re running out of wine. JC says " Pass me that water over and I make some wine " Oh no " says Judas " You can buy a round like everyone else "

So easter is nearly upon us and here are a few easter jokes. JC on the cross " you can see our house from up here "

So easter is nearly upon us and here are a few easter jokes. JC on the cross " Don`t eat all the easter eggs. I`ll be back on Sunday "

So easter is nearly upon us and here are a few easter jokes. JC on the cross " Oye dad. You call this fckin nepotism? "

Larry Adler the great harmonica player who exiled himself to the the UK. (your loss our gain) Told this wonderful joke ; A guy goes to audition for an orchestra. He sees the orchestra manager but the manager says " We have no openings. " Undaunted he...

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